Ah, the stock market. A bastion of logic, predictability, and calm, right? Not when Donald J. Trump is in the news cycle. As of early October 2025, Wall Street continues its baffling dance to the rhythm of presidential pronouncements, tariff threats, and the occasional, shall we say, unconventional policy proposal. While major indices like the Dow Jones Industrial Average and S&P 500 are busy setting new all-time highs, the underlying currents are a chaotic mix of AI euphoria, trade war jitters, and a gover ...