Ah, the stock market. That bastion of rational expectations, where every policy pronouncement is met with a calm, measured, and entirely predictable response. Or, if you’ve been paying attention to the past few days, a chaotic, contradictory, and utterly captivating spectacle, largely orchestrated from a certain Truth Social account. President Donald Trump, it seems, continues to wield market influence with the precision of a wrecking ball, creating both winners and losers with pronouncements that leave ana ...